Category: Modern Conspiracies

• The Selfie (2013) as DNA Capture

  The Selfie (2013) as DNA Capture theory claimed that the explosive rise of selfie culture was not only about narcissism, smartphones, or social media identity, but about training people to provide highly useful biometric and musculature data. In its most specific form, the theory held that exaggerated poses such as duck face helped map the fine facial structures associated with speech and vocal production.

• Notre Dame (2019) Arson

  The Notre Dame (2019) Arson theory claimed that the April 2019 fire at Notre-Dame de Paris was not an accident associated with renovation conditions, but a deliberate act of symbolic destruction or cleansing tied to occult, globalist, or New World Order ritual. In this interpretation, the cathedral’s burning functioned as a public sacrificial image rather than a construction-era disaster.

• Standard Education Common Core

  The Standard Education Common Core theory claimed that the Common Core State Standards were not merely academic benchmarks in English language arts and mathematics, but a system designed to flatten intuition, weaken inner life, and interrupt children’s spirituality through standardized learning structures. In this reading, educational uniformity was interpreted as spiritual containment.

• Disney Club 33 Cannibalism

  The Disney Club 33 Cannibalism theory claimed that Club 33, the private members club associated with Disneyland, served not only elite dining and exclusivity but also hidden ritual consumption, sometimes described in its most extreme form as human meat served to celebrities or insiders. In this framework, the club’s secrecy, exclusivity, and aura of privilege were treated as evidence of concealed transgressive behavior.

• British and Meghan Markle

  The British and Meghan Markle theory claimed that Meghan Markle was not simply an actress who married into the British royal family, but an intelligence-linked operative—usually described as CIA-connected—whose role was to destabilize or weaken the modern monarchy from within. In this framework, marriage, media disruption, and institutional conflict were treated as the operational path.

• Telephone 6G Prep

  Telephone 6G Prep was the belief that the public rollout of 5G was only a transitional stage meant to normalize the infrastructure, behavioral adaptation, and spectrum politics needed for a later and more invasive 6G biological system. In this theory, 5G was not the destination but the conditioning layer.

• Justin Bieber Yummy Video

  The Justin Bieber Yummy Video theory claimed that the 2020 music video for “Yummy” was not simply a surreal pop visual, but a coded message exposing PizzaGate-style elite abuse networks. In this reading, the banquet imagery, child performers, wealthy diners, and exaggerated food symbolism were treated as embedded disclosures rather than stylized set design.

• The FaceApp (2019) Russian Aging

  The FaceApp (2019) Russian Aging theory claimed that the app’s viral aging filter was not merely a novelty effect or privacy-risk app, but part of a Russian intelligence-adjacent project to assemble a predictive aging biometric database. In this framework, the “old age” transformation was interpreted as a mass voluntary facial-capture event that could train systems to estimate how faces would age, change, and remain identifiable over time.

• The Bottle Cap Challenge (2019)

  The Bottle Cap Challenge theory claims that the 2019 viral kick-and-spin social media trend was not just a martial arts stunt challenge, but a distributed training exercise that helped improve AI motion tracking, pose estimation, and action-recognition systems. In this framework, millions of short videos functioned as labeled movement data collected in public view.

• The Harambe Sacrifice (2016)

  The Harambe Sacrifice theory claims that the May 2016 killing of Harambe at the Cincinnati Zoo was more than a zoo emergency or viral media event. In this theory, the gorilla’s death was a symbolic blood ritual intended to trigger disorder, collapse an existing timeline, or usher in a period of accelerated social chaos later remembered online as the “darkest timeline.”

• The LHC 2015 Power-Up

  The LHC 2015 Power-Up theory claims that CERN’s 2015 restart of the Large Hadron Collider was not just a higher-energy particle physics run, but an occult-technological event that opened or attempted to open a portal connected to Saturn, extra dimensions, or ancient “Old Gods.” In this framework, the collider’s energy increase is treated as ritualized activation rather than routine scientific commissioning.

• The SpaceX Secret Mars Colony

  The SpaceX Secret Mars Colony theory claims that SpaceX and Elon Musk have already sent people, cargo, or the first members of a breakaway civilization to Mars outside the public record. In this theory, public Mars plans, Starship testing, and high-visibility launch campaigns are treated as cover, theater, or partial disclosure for a colony that already exists in secret.

• The Robin Williams (2014) Murder

  The Robin Williams (2014) Murder theory claims that the actor and comedian did not die by suicide, but was killed by a hidden elite or secret society after refusing participation in a ritual involving Satanic or occult symbolism. In this framework, his death is treated as an execution disguised as self-harm and later obscured through official reporting.

• Targeted Individuals

  Targeted Individuals, often shortened to TIs, is a modern conspiracy framework centered on the belief that specific people are being singled out for coordinated surveillance, harassment, social sabotage, and in some accounts remote technological attack. The idea overlaps with claims of gang stalking, electronic harassment, voice-to-skull transmission, directed-energy weapons, and covert behavioral manipulation. It developed into a distinct internet-based movement in the 2000s, where self-identified targets began documenting experiences, comparing patterns, and building communities around the view that the targeting is organized rather than random.