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CERN
2 documented theories filed under this subject.
- CERN Portal ManifestationsA claim that the Large Hadron Collider has thinned the boundary between this world and another, letting something through — in its current form not as monsters but as anomalous AI, unexplained aerial phenomena and recurring symbols. Its anchors are real: a Shiva statue given by India in 2004, a mock human sacrifice filmed on site by badge-holders in 2016, and a 2008 lawsuit to stop the machine. The older version of the theory predicted the end of the world and was tested. The current version has been built so that nothing could test it.
- The LHC 2015 Power-UpThe LHC 2015 Power-Up theory claims that CERN’s 2015 restart of the Large Hadron Collider was not just a higher-energy particle physics run, but an occult-technological event that opened or attempted to open a portal connected to Saturn, extra dimensions, or ancient “Old Gods.” In this framework, the collider’s energy increase is treated as ritualized activation rather than routine scientific commissioning.